"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers." -Charles W. Eliot
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Here, There, and Everywhere
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Prose vs. Verse
...Until now! *cue applause and balloons releasing into the air*
Prose vs. verse.
Which do you prefer? Do you guys even prefer one over the other? I like prose better, and like writing prose better (I feel you have to know how to write poetry--and thus verse novels--rather than just jump into them; essentially, I feel it's an inherent skill), but have no problem reading verse and occasionally attempting it. Now, I know I'm no Shakespeare or Hopkins (yes, those two authors are very much in the same sentence, because they're both brilliant in their own ways and are both well-known poets), but can still have fun trying to put words together in succinct and flowing ways.
I guess it's all just a matter of opinion.
So, do you guys like to read one or the other? Don't mind? In all honesty, I didn't even know verse novels existed until a few years ago, when I saw someone reading Ellen Hopkins's BURNED. I fell in love with the cover and quickly got myself a copy--only to open it up and see the words in this bizarre new format (fantastic book, by the way).
Hmmm.
I suppose
the debate
will forever
go on.
Monday, November 7, 2011
A Bit O' Inspiration
Ahem.
Moving away from the somberness of the above paragraph, I thought I'd post a link to a video I found SO funny, SO inspirational...just so APPLICABLE to us dedicated, can't-do-anything-but-write writers out there, editing, writing, thinking...just going through the process of writing the book.
It's from the amazing, the sprightly, the fabulous K.M. Walton, whose debut contemporary novel CRACKED hits stores January 3rd, 2012! She did a parody of the song "Billionaire" by Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars--with a writer twist--and it's just downright, hilariously incredible (not to mention heaps of inspirational).
Here's the link: http://skateorbate.blogspot.com/2011/10/billionaire-parody-for-writers.html. Enjoy! And remember, never give up!
Write on!
Monday, June 27, 2011
I'm a Little Behind, Yes...
I began a new novel a week or so ago, and though there's always that underlying, seemingly elusive this-is-the-book-I-can-feel-it-deep-down-inside kinda feeling with everything habitual writers write, I sorta wanna admit that I get that feeling with this one, too. But I think it's pretty strong. Maybe stronger than normal. *sounds really stupid and realizes it*
Funny thing is, I hadn't even been intending to start it when I did. Heck, I didn't even plan on writing something new that day, or for a long while, for I already have a few WIPs (that I'm beginning to lose touch with--cue sad face)...but of course I only want to work on those projects that I'm most passionate about. So I was mindlessly checking my email, laughing through some YouTube vids, and checking up on everything else--and suddenly, I was wrought with an itch to write. So, naturally, I opened Microsoft Word and started something...and kept going...and going...and going.
And here I am, blogging about how awesome it is to have something I'm so excited to get going on!
I don't have a plot. I don't have an ending. I'm only a few pages in. But it's started. And I don't plan on stopping.
So, yes. I'm incredibly excited to see where this project goes...or doesn't go (though I'm rooting for the former, of course!).
In other news (I believe I can safely say I'm a little behind on this one, too), I was checking up on Beth Revis's website and blog (Across the Universe is looking so enticing on my TBR pile right now...), which led me to her helpful things for writers page, and thus to Authoress's blog, a.k.a. Miss Snark's First Victim. I think I'm falling in love. It's a fantastic blog for aspiring authors where monthly "Secret Agent" contests are held, among other things, and where success stories are beginning to become abundant! Go check it out, if you haven't already (which, considering there's already over 400 followers, I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't already been loyally following)! You won't be disappointed. And what more, but Authoress and I share somewhat of a common trait: we're both a little mysterious, and haven't fully given our true identities away (though she's an agented YA author, and may be revealing herself anytime now...).
So, that's it for now. Thank you for reading; I aim to be back soon!
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Some Short Advice
So, the best way to start your tale? Or, rather, the way you NEVER want to...
DON'T START YOUR NOVEL WITH YOUR CHARACTER WAKING UP.
Don't. Don't EVER. If there's one piece of writing advice I've seen everywhere, from literally every agent that's ever spoken on the topic to other writers' blogs, it's that you do NOT ever want to start your novel with someone waking up. Why? It's a cop-out. No, really. As other agents have said in one way or another, surely there's another way you can start your story. Surely. And trust me, it'll do you loads to make this fix. In fact, agent Mary Kole once said that if your story does not begin with someone waking up, you're already a caliber above 50% of the submissions she sees. This, of course, does not determine whether or not she chooses one submission over the other, but it most definitely places you in a better light, so-to-speak.
In other news, I recently began The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien. And I'm not lying when I say it's AMAZING. I can't put it down. And the weird thing is, it's a war story. I don't like to read about war when it so abundantly (and unfortunately) happens around the world, for death is not exactly a happy topic, but it's so heartfelt and sincere a work that I just cannot get away from it. Go check it out from the library or read some reviews online. You'll know what I'm talking about.
Well, that's it for now. =) (Oh, sidenote: I don't exactly know why the date on my last post says April 4th, because I most definitely posted it around the 20th. Just something that was bothering me, and something that I wanted to make note of. Hopefully this post has the date right...even though if it doesn't it's my fault in the first place, for I should be checking things more thoroughly; today's May 22nd.)
I leave with this unusual fact (who doesn't like random, unusual facts?):
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second! (http://www.strangefacts.com/facts1.html)
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Calling All Crusaders!
Rachael Harrie, glorious blogger, created the one and only Writers' Platform-Building Crusade months and months ago. And, as of February 4th, the 2nd Crusade has kicked off!
What is it, you ask? Well, it's a way for us bloggers (those of us on the book journey, whether we're aspiring authors, industry peeps, published authors, or new or established bloggers) to make a name for ourselves in the blogosphere, so-to-speak, and hopefully gain some more followers and make awesome new friends, all while helping the other Crusaders build their platform and grow as bloggers and writers as well.
I'm a Crusader, and I ask you to join as well. You'll love it! Click here to check out the official post from Rachael's blog explaining it much better than me, and also to (hopefully) become a Crusader!
Well, what are you waiting for? :)
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
The Elusive Writer's Block

Saturday, January 22, 2011
Thirteen Reasons Why = AMAZING
Before I go any further, I'll try to do a quick little summary of the plot for those of you who haven't heard of it...
There's this high schooler, Clay, who comes home one day from school to find seven cassette tapes lying on his front porch; on the tapes is the voice of Hannah Baker, his classmate and crush, who committed suicide very recently. He listens to the tapes, discovering there are thirteen reasons why she decided to end her life. Even crazier, he discovers he himself is one of the reasons.
It's totally enthralling, and a page-turner that's not just a "page-turner" for the sake of being put on a cover so people will buy a book. It's totally heartbreaking and does have a lasting impression (though I did just finish it an hour ago, so I can't really judge its "lasting" impression, I suppose), but I just know it will linger in my head. I had gotten it a few months ago, and for some time it had sat lined up with all my other "to read" novels on my shelf; when I was cleaning, I had to take all the books off to dust, and I cracked open the first page, started reading, and...well, here I am, writing about how great it was. So, I meant to read it, just...not now. I'm glad I did, though. :)

(I wasn't able to get an autographed copy, though that would've been amazing!)
So, that's all. :) I'm sure many of you have heard of it and probably read it, but I still just needed to blab about how great it was (because, honestly, how can you resist that plot and the mystery of it all?). Five out of five stars, no question. Mr. Asher is a fine writer.
I'm still trucking onward with my other books (both the readings and the writings), and I'll keep you guys posted if I have some breakthrough with anything or something magical happens (not yet querying, though, so I can't imagine anything yet). ;)
Any of you finish great books recently? Have any of you read Thirteen Reasons Why? I'd love to hear your thoughts!
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Why Taylor Swift's Songs Are Like Good Writing
As writers, we're always striving to make our stories, our characters as real as possible, as believable as can be. That way, our stories will stay in readers' heads and make them truly think about what they've just read long after they've turned that last page. We try to strike them in the gut, reach out and make them feel while they're reading.
Yes, I'm a guy, and I think Taylor Swift's songs are fantastic. I feel like she's speaking directly from her heart when she sings (not to get all sappy or anything), and that really makes me smile and lets me know she pours her soul into all of her written works.
That's what we, as writers, must continue to do. Put as much passion into our works as we can, because once we have, it'll truly begin to shine like it was meant to. I wholeheartedly believe that.
Food for thought, I guess. :) What do you think?
Monday, January 3, 2011
Back In The Swing Of Things...
It's time to turn on our brains, get off the couch, and head back into reality, whether we want to or not. There's always that difficulty that comes with heading back into the world, yet at the same time that feeling of happiness since we're actually beginning to accomplish things during the days that seemed to have fallen to the wayside as the holidays barged right on in.
I know in my last post I said I had time to write, and, well...I lied. I thought I'd have time, but I guess I was a teeny bit overzealous... Sure, I wrote a tad, but nothing significant. However, now that the new year has begun, I'm very happy to say that I (along with hopefully everyone else that had to drag themselves right back into the swings of things at the close of the holidays) will have more time to write...at least once things slip back into their usual routine, which, for my family, takes a good few days. There's always that little bit of craziness as everyone struggles to board the insane, always-moving thing called life--especially after the holidays.
I'm incredibly excited for 2011; a fresh year, a clean slate, a perfect oppurtunity to sharpen our writing craft, read read and read, and simply enjoy ourselves on our authorly journeys. As of right now, there's not much happening with me, just the usual dillydally and procrastination of things to do and the yearning to go back to the holiday greatness and the joy that another year is upon us and the excitement that comes with it...
Okay, I need to breathe.
In book news, I recently started reading Brenna Yovanoff's THE REPLACEMENT, which, so far, is amazing (the cover is one of those rare covers I just have to keep looking at because it's just so cool!). Already I can tell I'm going to totally love it. :)
Now, with each new year comes new books. I'm already amassing a list of what I'm terribly excited for. Here are the 2011 books I just can't wait to get my hands on:
- DESIRES OF THE DEAD by Kimberly Derting
- WILDEFIRE by Karsten Knight
- UNEARTHLY by Cynthia Hand (wouldn't ya know, it comes out TOMORROW!)
- WITCH EYES by Scott Tracey
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
A Little Break...
These crazy holidays provide ample time to do many, many things--one of which, I'm happy to say, is writing. Unfortunately, that ample time--the rest that isn't being consumed by my writing--equals tons of oppurtunity to do those trillions of other things the holidays so effortlessly shove into our lives. Which is why this will probably be my last post for a week or two, or at least until 2011 (CAN'T believe I'm saying that already...didn't we just celebrate 2010???).
I just wanted to pop back in and let you know I didn't abandon you all. :) Trust me, that won't be happening.
With that, I end this post; I believe I'm now ready to head into the tumultuous world of the holidays (as if I haven't already!) and gear up for a perfect holiday with everyone I love while preparing for an awesome new year.
Good luck with all your writings, and a very happy holidays to each and every one of you! :)
Monday, November 29, 2010
What Inspires YOU?
Ah, the wonders of inspiration...
For me, one major thing that inspires me is simply reading success stories. Sure, they're not all Stephenie Meyer success stories, but they're successes nonetheless; oftentimes the ones that resonate with me the most are actually the little ones. Those are the ones that make ME want to jump up and down with the author and celebrate their success.
Additionally, I have a little obsession with watching book signing videos all over, whether it be on author websites, YouTube, or other blogs. Seeing an author out there, signing their book(s), meeting new faces/fans (hopefully the latter), and just being happy naturally makes me happy, and makes me want to make it to that point of being a known writer. All in all, it makes me happy to watch the author be happy that something they created is out there in the world, and people can sit down and truly enjoy it.
That's what inspires me.
Now, what about YOU? I'd love to hear your responses! :)
With that, I sign off. Write on!
Thursday, October 14, 2010
A Habit I Don't Want to Break
...and it's a habit I never want to break.
Basically, I've been writing some novels over the past few years, and obviously, once done, I've been sending out queries and such for them. Consequentially, I find myself more hooked and more curious about blogs from agents/published authors/aspiring writers such as myself out there, which leads to my habit of discovering a soon-to-be-on-shelves book, already out book, or agent-just-picked-up-an-amazing-client-with-an-amazing-book book. So, in essence, nearly every day I'm discovering more and more books through the web, and seemingly every week I'm at Borders (my favorite book store out there) =) picking up said books.
And it's impacting my room. I've now, because of this, started to nurture and grow my own mini library. :)
When I'll get around to all these can't-wait-to-read books, I don't know. But I will find time. It's just a matter of finishing the other zillion books I have lined up. :)
Oh, and I'd just like to say thanks to everyone who commented on my Crusader challenge mechanical liger post. It was a lot of fun to write, and basically shows that my head is a mysterious place even I sometimes fear entering. So, thank you. :)
With that, I leave you with this question: are any of you guilty of this rather inevitable habit? I'd love to hear your responses!
Write on!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
I sat down to write the other day and...
Now, for this challenge. We as Crusaders simply had to start a post with "I sat down to write the other day and..." and finish it. Below is my response.
And right here is my warning that this is quite possibly the most bizarre/random response to it out of all the entries. But then again, you never quite know... :)
Enjoy!
I sat down to write the other day and...
...instead, got pelted in the head by a blunt object.
"What the...?"
I turned around and saw nothing, so, being the aspiring writer/cool blogger/elephant tamer that I am, I quickly returned to writing my latest blog post about me and my trip to Mars a few short weeks ago (you should totally go; who knew aliens were fans of roller coasters, Dippin' Dots ice cream, and quidditch?).
And that's when I was once more struck in the head...by seemingly the exact same blunt object.
"Who threw that?" I sourly shrieked, whirling about in my chair to discover...nobody. Whoops. Forgot that everyone had left a good while ago for the day.
And that's when I saw it. A large, mechanical beast that resembled a liger. A colossal, steel liger, that is!
I shot up from my chair and backed toward the wall. I looked to the floor and saw that the liger had been throwing gloriously red apples at my head. Yum...
No, wait. I'm supposed to be scared. Supposed to be confused. Should I talk to it? Ask what it's doing here? Or, maybe more importantly, ask how the heck it got into my house?
"Miles," the liger stated, "I'm bored."
So? What in the world should I do?
"Liger, I'm writing a new post for my blog," I responded, looking at the floor, at my feet. At the apples. Anything but those insanely captivating, mechanically created eyes.
The liger frowned, then clunked out of the room. I watched it meander toward the kitchen, knock over the fridge, eat the fridge (ugh, I had some Taco Bell saved in there), then cantankerously shoot up and out of the chimney...after practically destroying the entire house in the process, of course.
I stood there, curious as to how I didn't notice its entrance (the gaping hole in the wall across from where I had been sitting may have been a good indication, I've now realized). And then, feeling that inevitable twang of guilt, I scooped up two apples and quickly made my way toward the (not really there anymore) chimney.
"Liger?" I called. "Liger?"
The mechanical liger descended back down the chimney, licking its steel lips. I threw it the apple and plopped down on the ground. Liger followed suit.
Chewing on the delicious, crisp apple, I decided to ask it, "So, have a blog?"
Liger looked at me, then shook its head. "Nope." It took a small nibble from the apple.
I didn't know where to take the conversation. And then, it hit me. "You know, Ruby, my dog, is extremely lonely nowadays, what with the whole house being gone constantly and all." I knew in my heart this wasn't true, but I felt so bad for the thing.
Liger eyed me, swallowing the final remnants of its apple.
"You know, you could...stay here. As another pet of mine," I then stated. Gulping. Scared. What was I doing?
Liger leaped upward and came crashing back down to the floor. I swear, the whole house lifted into the air! And that's why I now have a pet liger (Ruby's got some tough competition!)

Now just imagine this in mechanical form. :)
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
In The Next Three Seconds...
- Your heart will beat nearly three times.
- The human population will increase by nine.
- Americans will eat 6,000 eggs.
- Three teddy bears will be given as gifts.
- The place where you are now on Earth will revolve 0.87 mile eastward.
- Rodents will eat enough to feed 19 starving people.
- Enough tourists to fill a bus will arrive somewhere.
- 18 years' worth of television will be watched by people around the world.
- Irish people will drink 200 potfuls of tea.
- 93 trees will be cut down to make the liners for disposable diapers.
Whew! That's A LOT to think about.
I got these ten facts straight from a short book titled (you guessed it) In The Next Three Seconds... It's by Rowland Morgan, and illustrated by Rod and Kira Josey. A family member rented it from a libary, and, well, one thing led to another...and suddenly I found my hands on it, unable to put it down. It's simply fascinating to think that these ten things (and trust me, there are quite a few more), have already happened since I began writing this post, and are happening right now, and will be happening three seconds after the previous three seconds ends...if that makes any sense at all.
Just felt like sharing, because some of these things seriously blew my mind.
Ever heard of this book? You have? Great! You haven't, well, check it out! :) You'll be stunned, to say the least. (It goes all the way up to "In the next three million years...".)
I'd like to know, did you find any of these facts interesting? I find numbers six, eight, and ten insanely interesting...with six being quite disturbing.
Well, that ends my post for today. Thanks for reading, and, as always, write on! :)
Friday, September 24, 2010
You're It!
So, yep. Consider yourself tagged. (This is totally optional, so please don't feel obligated to make a post for yourself. It's all simply for fun.) =)
So, here are the eight questions. I hope to be reading the answers some of you guys provide! ;)
1.) If you could have a superpower, what would you have? Why?
Invisibility, without a doubt. It'd be insanely cool to pop in at random places and be able to just...be there. :) (And, c'mon, who doesn't want to listen in on certain conversations???) Plus, the mere thought of being able to turn invisible is utterly mind-blowing.
2.) Who is your style icon?
Um, don't have one? (Hopefully I can answer that.) I wear whatever I feel like wearing when I feel like it--though I do have a small obsession with hoodies and sweat pants.
3.) What is your favorite quote?
"You have brains in your heads. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." -Dr. Seuss
4.) What is the best compliment you've ever received?
Someone once told me they wouldn't be surprised if I ended up on the bestseller list someday. :)
5.) What playlist/cd is on your iPod/cd player right now?
Maroon 5!
6.) Are you a night owl or a morning person?
Easily a night owl. I hate hate HATE the mornings. Always have, always will.
7.) Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Dogs, of course (since I have one). ;)
8.) What is the meaning behind your blog name?
No meaning. Just my name. :)
So, that's it! Those are the eight questions you'll use if you so choose to participate in this incredibly random little tag!
Until next time, write on!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
The Rach Writes Inaugural Writers' Platform-Building Crusade!
It goes a little something like this...
We all want followers/need followers (we can't let our astounding blogs go unread, now can we?), but so many of us, including but not limited to (that sounds so professional, does it not?) aspiring writers, published writers, people in the writing business, beginner bloggers, etc. It's a sad thing to know that many of these blogs do go unread for weeks, months, possibly even years.
Because of that, Rachael began the Crusade. :) And, already because of it, I've gained four followers in less than a day (thanks to all you who journeyed here to my blog!). So if that doesn't convince you to become a fellow Crusader, I don't know what will. :)
Here's the post about it, straight from Rachael's blog. Check it out!
Before I go, please note that there are a few conditions (good ones, of course) to becoming a Crusader:
- Write about the Crusade on your blog and link back to Rachael's post.
- Encourage your followers to come to Rachael's blog (and follow!).
- Just generally spread the word about it (Facebook, Twitter, etc.).
- Have fun gaining/meeting new bloggers out there!
So, that's it. Definitely go head on over to Rachael's blog and discover more about the Crusade, and be sure to return here as well and/or follow if you're interested in hearing about my journey to publication and moreover simply what I have to say. :)
Write on!
Monday, September 20, 2010
Outlining vs. Jumping Right In
So, I'll simply start if off with this: I hate outlines. Always have, probably always will. Why? Well...to be honest, I'm not too sure. But I hate them. Sometimes I feel like they pressure me into creating a story I truly don't want to write; why would I plot a whole story out if I know I'm already limiting my creative juices, in a sense? This is not at all to offend anyone in favor of outlines; trust me, I've tried them and have heard a handful of reasons why authors should use them, such as:
- They help you stay on task.
- You already know the beginning, middle, and end, so you know where your story's going.
And, yeah. That's all I've got. Don't get me wrong--these reasons are certainly valid. But, being an outline-opposer, I can't see many reasons why you should, in fact, use them. But hey, we're all different. And I did say that I probably will always hate them. So, maybe you guys can sway me in the comments if you feel I'm totally idiotic concerning my writing ways. =]
Now, how I write. Well, guys and gals...
I wing it.
Seriously. I sit down, idea in head, fingers on keys, and start typing. I see where the story goes, where my characters lead me, what roads I'll take with my adventure. It's more fun to me when I have nothing to already base my story off of; simply diving right in gives me, at least, more freedom.
This post is definitely biased; not denying it in the least. Yes, there's definitely some little moments where I have to sit down for a while and figure out how certain situations are going to pan out, why certain things have happened, how characters became who they are... But still, I'm a jump-right-in-and-just-start-writing kind of guy.
So, those are two particular ways of writing. How about you guys? Agree? Disagree? I'm totally for constructive responses, so give me what you've got!
Until then, write on! (I had to yank that little ending for posts from a friend of mine, whose blog, All Writing Allowed, is a great little writing blog for anyone in need of some advice, opinions, and fun!)
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Bran Hambric: The Specter Key TRAILER!
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In an earlier post, I blogged about the sequel to a book series that I'm REALLY excited about. The book series is the Bran Hambric series, and is written by blogger/YouTube phenom Kaleb Nation. You may know him as the guy behind twilightguy.com, the hilarious website in which Kaleb himself reads and blogs about his journey of reading the entire Twilight saga. It's quite hilarious, to say the least.
Now, onto Bran Hambric. The first novel, BRAN HAMBRIC: THE FARFIELD CURSE, takes place in an alternate world and, more specifically, in a city named Dunce, where magic is outlawed. Our main character is fourteen-year-old Bran, who was taken in by a bizarre family named the Wilomases after he was discovered in a locked bank vault at age six. He soon discovers he possesses magical abilities, and that his mother's former masters are after him, attempting to get him to finish the job his mother started. It's a wild adventure, with some interesting characters and some truly funny moments! All in all, a great read that anyone of any age would find entertaining!
Now, for the randomness (well, not that random)...
Do you think it's possible for your first story to be your first? I mean it in this sense: J.K. Rowling got the idea for Harry Potter on a train ride, and it just stuck with her. Stephenie Meyer had a dream about Edward and Bella for TWILIGHT, and it stuck with her. Christopher Paolini loves fantasies, and one day started to plot out/write a novel titled ERAGON. Kaleb Nation randomly imagined a boy and a banker on a roof, waiting for a burglar to come, one March night...
So, my point is, is there a such thing as a story that must be written? Because, honestly, sometimes I find myself questioning the very story that slammed into my head, wondering if it's simply a pipe dream story, so-to-speak, or if I was truly meant to have this random idea plow into my brain.
I tend to overthink things, so honestly, I don't know. But I do know that I'll keep querying, and querying, and querying...
But, if I find myself seventy-years-old and still querying this story of mine seemingly zillions of years from now, I'll then put it away.
It'll probably be then, however, that an agent scoops me up. :)
Leave your thoughts below (and remember to check out Bran Hambric!)!
Until next time, happy writing!
Monday, September 13, 2010
Me, The Slacker
It's been quite some time since my last blog post, the one about "voice" in writing (which was met with quite a few amazingly nice comments; you guys all made me smile!). And now I find myself sitting here, realizing I should be updating my blog a little more than I have been since I began blogging seemingly yesterday.
Today, my post is going to be about my dog. :) I felt the need to introduce you all to her...
Her name's Ruby, and she's literally the best dog on the planet (well, maybe I'm a little biased; I'm pretty sure everyone says that about their respective pets)! :) She's a Bichon Frise and is five years old, being an October-born dog! She's SO cute, and is occasionally garbed in scarves (the picture may be a pretty good giveaway) and little bandanas.
Hmmm. What else? Well, for one, she thinks she's a human. Like, literally. She lays her head on the pillows of the couch and the bed when she sleeps (again, the picture is a pretty good reference) =D and always wants to go for a ride in the car. (Well, doesn't every dog like to do that???) ;)
Also, I've found that some dogs go terribly crazy during thunderstorms; not Ruby. She just trots around, totally oblivious to the fact that crazy, electric bolts of...um...craziness (my vocabulary's left my brain for some unexplainable reason; it's temporary, I'm certain) are shooting around in the sky. It's actually pretty funny. :)
So, I think that about wraps up the little section about Ruby. No, wait. One more thing (if you've gotten this far in this insanely pointless post)...
She's OBSESSED with her dog treats. Like, every-five-seconds-you-look-and-she's-back-again-begging-for-another obsessed. The vets have said she's a little overweight and to cut down on the treats, too. That's how obsessed she is. (How can I resist her dog face, though? You're right. I can't.) =]
What else, what else...
Oh, yeah. On srjohannes's blog Market My Words (one of my absolute favorite blogs EVER), srjohanness herself (aka Shelli), is hosting an agent contest with the fantastic Sarah LaPolla from Curtis Brown, Ltd. The contest won't be held until tomorrow at 9amEST, but you should still definitely check it out. (Hint hint: the contest involves a paragraph pitch of no more than four sentences.)
In short, an amazing oppurtunity that shouldn't, by any means, be missed! I'm entering, too! :) And don't worry if Sarah doesn't represent the book you're writing; Shelli constantly hosts agent contests with various agents, so you just need to keep checking to see which agent is up and, if you're lucky, it may be the agent for you!
So, I suppose that ends my slacking/apology/dog/writing post. Certainly more to come (I'm not leaving you guys when you constantly make my day)! =)
Until then, happy writing!